OWLTASTIC ADVENTURES

Jun 03

Well now I just hate everything. Thanks, commercials.

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“This reduces dark marks in your armpit skin!”

Dove NO ONE CARES. Also this commercial came on almost immediately after a commercial about how they’re funding self-esteem camps for teenage girls. Maybe girls have self-esteem issues because you and companies like you try to make them worry about shit like darks marks in their armpits, Dove.

Dove, stop trying to make me care about how my armpits look.

“below, the photos, in the first sentence, put a comma after “however” — Comma overusers are the bane of my work existence.

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dude I was out with a guy the other night and he ordered fried pickles and they were OUT and I thought of you, I was like ALLIE WOULD BE HORRIFIED

That happened to me once and I was so disappointed I thought I might die. I had been looking forward to it ALL DAY and then I was just like

Dinner was:

• Fried pickles with ranch (specialty of the place we went and also my favorite thing of all time)
• A really nice malbec
• A half rack of lamb with rosemary, medium rare
• Garlic mashed potatoes
• Several bites of Eric’s NY strip and amazing onion pie thing
• Pecan pie with vanilla ice cream and delicious coffee

My dinner was so good tonight I actually reached over to Eric and just shook his arm while I made zombie noises.

Snow White and the Huntsman:

1. I’m starting to wonder if Kristen Stewart is capable of closing her mouth. I know a lot of y’all love her, but her tortured breathing + half open mouth + staring into the distance style of acting just is not my thing.

2. I really enjoyed the characterization of the evil Queen and her brother.

3. Okay did anyone else see this

and think

“This shit is a rip off of Princess Mononoke”? Because that’s what I thought.

Overall I enjoyed it though, for the visual prettiness and Chris Hemsworth’s face if nothing else.